Few weeks back,

A phone call from overseas, called using calling card.

Appeared as local number on my caller ID….

Here it goes......

Lady : Hi, is this Jacinth?

Me : Yes?

Lady : hi hi, how are you? Remember me? That friend of your friend, we went clubbing together recently.

Me : eeehh, you are?

Lady : Theeeerreee, remember? Your friend’s friend, at the club one. You told me you sell wine right?

Me : (thinking, the last time I went clubbing was with blackie on Halloween day, it wasn’t ‘not long ago’ it was indeed almost a year ago, or did my memory fail me way too much ) eeh, yeah I do sell wine, but which friend are you talking about?

Lady : The girl la~~~ anyway, if I go to your shop to get some wine, will I get discount?

Me : eeeeh… uuuh… okkkiiee(in doubt) but, whose friend are you again??

Lady : I find you very insincere ler.

Me : eeh? I am sorry but I seriously don’t remember whose friend are you or which friend’s friend of mine are you.

Lady : hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Me : STEV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW COULD YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HOW CAN TOU DO THIS TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IDIOT!!!!!!!!! YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU FREAKED ME OUT YOU KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Today….

A phone call from overseas….

Caller ID shows number starting with 03

I picked up the phone thinking it was some scam shit…

Here it goes...........

Lady : Hi, this is calling from Australia education blah blah blah.

Me : ( unexpected ) yeah? May I know what is this regarding?

Lady : This is regarding the marketing blah blah blah (forgot what she say )

Me : yeeeaaah? (doubt )

Lady : You were studying in Australia in year 2007 right?

Me : eh, 2006. ( its actually 2005 though )

Lady : oh yeah 2005, so just wondering, are you planning to come back and study ?

Me : eh, I didn’t register for any education thingy, and I didn’t leave this number of mine before I left Australia.

Lady : We got your information through one of our website, so we’re wondering ( some question again) this is for a survey we’re doing.

Me : actually, I am at work right now, if possible, I need to end this conversation.

Lady : hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHASHAHAHAHahaHAhHAHAHA

Me : STEV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW COULD YOU !!! AGAIN!!AGAIN!!!!! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME AGAIN!!!! YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stev : Oh I Love tricking you Jacinth oooh hahahahAHAHAHahHAHAhahHahHahah.

You know, when you have an idiotic friend, she will always be idiotic.

FOREVER!!!!!

Do you believe ?