Just like any other customers will, they came into the shop asking things about wines, although the first look at them gave my cousin and I a spine tingling feeling, they are after all customers and I try not to judge by looks…… they seems to be very interested in wine for the first 5 minutes… just talking about wine and wine and wine, (well it’s a wine shop)…and then they strike…

- 5 minutes

Although ‘unsafe to females’ looking people… but yay!! Another possible sale… just be careful…

First they made praises about you for no apparent reason. That is when you know that whatever it is, something is not right… Wasn’t anything about casual “you are so nice” comment but how you look how your character is like and etc etc which of coz you know is untrue… since I believe no one can look at you for five minutes and have so many good things to say about you unless they are up to something.

-5 minutes

What the hell are with this two guys..…. Think you’re the one who says the nicest things about me liao. In my whole people tell me that my eyes are freaking small, you tell me my eyes are beautiful… stupid suspicious looking perverted old man… stop this crap and just show me your tail…

Second they tried to be your ‘friend’ coz of the above reasons they gave you and ask for your name card, and then your name… when they found out that the general shop name card do not give them your personal phone number other then the shop’s number, they asked for your personal number. After refusing to give them, they converse with each other for the purpose of letting you hear their conversation and thought that you would feel the slightest guiltiness eg.” She very nice ler.. will be a nice girlfriend etc” the other one replied “but she don’t want to be our friend ler. So wasted” and then tried many, many ways to ask you out for a drink… ‘wine’..Even after I said I don’t do things like going out just like that with people I met for the first time. I think they even attempted to get my 16 years old cousin involved in this saying things like she could drink as well etc…-_- after being rejected by me again and again while still half entertaining them, they step down to meals… to tea break.. to etc… to nearby place…even up to the extent of buying a bottle of wine and drink here straight away, and even made rude comments like “don’t stay here so long la.. not good”

- 10 minutes

Oh man, intrusive old man… not only perverted looking but they act like one too, this is a wine shop, not a whore house…even tried to get my cousin involved ? omg she is only sixteen for god’s sake…leave her alone u sick old man… enough already, how many times exactly do you want my rejection to be made known… haven’t I repeat it again and again already? Don’t stay here? Going with you is worse and worst! Omg, I am not even hinting anymore, they are still persisting… isn’t my answer straight enough? Can I kill this 2 perverts… I think my murder sense are coming up…the only good thing is my cousin is smart enough to siam after i manage to get her out of the mess.

Third they start to talk about the things they do which by then finally revealed what they are really up to… talk about the things they sell etc etc… after I asked them straight they finally revealed they are doing network marketing. I gave them multiple obvious hints.. k la, not exactly hints since I said “sorry I am not interested” many, many times although still smiling.. even telling them that they are not suppose to do this when they mention bringing their products in to show me. Still continue asking me out for a drink etc, and said the “we will come by again.”

- 10-15 minutes

Oh so it’s you again bloody network marketer.. finally made you objective known… and still I told you I am not interested.. not in you, as well as your products… which part of I am not interested do you not understand? Which part of I am only interested in wines do you not understand… even repeating it won’t make you stop? Yeah sure, you look so much better with your products after consuming it… you already look like a pervert now, I wonder how you look like when you’re in your ‘prime’ time. Omg *imaginary puking* *breathless, brain-dead, murder instinct rising, tolerating everything by pinching their name card between my index and thumb really really hard all the while…

After the whole thing is over and as they step out of the shop FINALLY! My plastic smile seems to have frozen in anger… with that retarded by aliens face of mine, I walked over to my cousin and scratch her arms as I hear them walking further and further away…I had to finish my bottle of coffee and continue with my bottle of mineral water before my plastic smile melted away.

These are what some of the Singapore representatives of NutriLite company would do to promote their products and pull you into network marketing.