My Dream Phone –

My dream phone would be a very, very simple phone with some of the listed functions.

Wi-Fi

3-5Mp camera with good super macro and paranoma function, and many other function I can play around with. Preferably 200X zoom, so I can see if my blackheads reduced.

Can view YouTube videos without lag

Outlook something like the white color Nokia 6110

Housing something like Nokia 6110/7390/7373 type, don’t like those shiny metal looking type

In-built laser keyboard

In-built mini mouse retractable kind

Big, big screen, something like iphone would be good

Microsoft word, excel and outlook working simultaneously without lag

Solar chargeable

From Nokia, used to their system

Water proof, so I can take photo in the pool

Heat proof, so I can leave it under the sun forever

Shock proof, can drop 100 times or throw it at moo when I am angry

Oil proof, so I can put my phone on hawker table and no finger prints mark on screen

Multi Touch screen, no need that stylus thing, very ma fan

80Gb space

If I can remember the rest I will add in……….